thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

phleps:

lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via guy)
  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;)